Programmer jokes

(20:09:35) Chandra Bodapati: There are four kinds of men�

1. THE EUROPEANS

They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend,
but they love their wife most.

2 THE AMERICANS

They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend,
but they love their girlfriend the most.

3. THE INDIANS

They have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends,
but they love their mother the most.

And the best one�

4. THE ARABS

They have 14 wives and 10 girlfriends,
But they love their Camel the most.
(20:09:35) Chandra Bodapati: =======================
(20:14:05) Chandra Bodapati: =======

Function programming Quiz

When do two functions fight?
�When they have arguments�

When is a function a bad investment?
�When there�s no return�

What did the suicidal function say?
�GOODBYE WORLD�

How do functions break up?
�They stop calling each other!�

What happened to the function that ran away?
�It never returned�

In what unit do you measure a function�s length?
�In Para meters��

What did the flirtatious function say?
�Call me ;)�

What happened to all the illegal exceptions?
�They were all caught!�

What do threads do after they make love?
�They go to sleep�

Why do we rarely see a program with crooked teeth?
�Because most of them have braces�

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